Help--less---ness!!!!!

Younus asked...
If people start a blog to help other people and no one is coming to them for help, then how do we help the people who started the blog ????


Angel says:

Hey,who are these people you are talking about?Bring them to us,we will help them directly...

Anyways very few people grace this blog (so I dont know what you mean by the "WE" in your question )and those few are hopefully sensible enough to know that Younus is talking about us..Yeah,its an open secret that people dont want their problems solved by the expert duo here..Tough luck..

They are probably intimidated by the vast amount of knowledge,experience,wisdom,maturity,common sense and joblessness the angel and devil have..

Well,since you are being kind enough to ask what you can do for us..you can keep posting questions like this,so that we ourselves dont lose track of this blog's url..

You can spread the word around in the country where you are,cause most people there have more problems than their theraphy sessions can solve.

You can also let people know that they can ask us questions anonymously,,we are too large hearted to bother about their actual identity.

God has sent us with a mission to help,strangers and well known people in disguise too.

And finally,you may NOT start a blog of your own,on similar lines..Our business is wherever it is today,cos we have no competitors...


Devil says

First u r not sppose to help us it is the other way round
Secondly theres a lot of helping goin on in ur query
Thirdly how can u a normal mortal man help us, the angel n the devil???
finally i say this once again no one can help us but we cud use a lil publicity
And if u r tht bent on helpin us i ll mail u my bank account no: and ofcourse we ll give tht money to the charity.

Women's Rashguards

Jaya asks Will u also be helping out the spammers? especially the one who's interested in womens rashguards..maybe u shud have a talk with dewy...someone's sure to need counselling after that?

Jaya did this in response to


"dewwy peterson said...
Interesting blog post.
I think I'll bookmark you. Do you mind if I tell a friend?
Keep it up! Your blog is nice.
I have some sites, but they're nothing too exciting.
Just some womens rashguards information. womens rashguards
Thanks, for having this blog, you should also come see mine...

2:31 AM "





Angel says:

Jaya,welcome aboard.Well thanks to Dewy I know what women's rashguards are.But unless I plan to go out surfing in the TankBund,Inshallah I wont be needing women's or men's rashguards. I should have a talk with her,but I'm so busy solving the problems of the world and making the world a better place to live in (thanks Michael Jackson for those lovely words and lovely INNOCENT CHILDREN who had no clue what you were thinking during the making of the video!!!).Anyways I plan to really heal the world,not like MJ here.

Dewy can wait for a while before she/he/it(it could be a computer's name for all we know) gets my attention.
Personally,I like spammers.Thanks to their comments,it looks like our posts have a lot of response and feedback.So in a way,they are making my blog and in turn the world a better place.

You will have to wait for the devil to answer.Presently,he is not online.Ciao!!!





Devil says:


Hey Jaya we dont discriminate between spammers and non spammers we are here to help everyone.

I think you should stop discriminating people on the basis of what type of comments they post on our blog.

I also think ( I think a lot) that you should mind your own business and ask questions related to your life.

Who the hell are you to tell Granny to have a talk with dewy sewy or anywy.
And last but not the least, I think that you are the one who needs counselling.
Till the next time we meet I hope you rot in Hell Hehaheha!!!

Money from a Client pending!!

Speed Junkie says "How do I get my money from a client who hasent paid me for the work i have done, and has given me a blank cheque, literally nothing on it, it dosent even look like a cheque, its just blank."


ANGEL Says


Well,Speed Junkie looks like you have gotten yourself into hot soup here.So which soup is your favorite?

I sympathise with your lil situation here but I cant quite identify with it.This is cos I believe in paying people the right amount for the work they have done.Can you imagine,if every body is honest and pays up,there wont be any strikes,fall outs,employee disatisfaction and the like. But then there would be no fun also.
Let me tell you how nice it is to get someone to work for you ,free of cost.Well,it is ineffable and has to be experienced,so cant tell you more.
So learn from your mistakes.You can avoid making the same mistake by resolving never to work again from now on.If someone forces you,then tell them about the trauma you had undergone when a previous employer didn't pay up.Tell them you will work again,if they are willing to pay all your medical tests and bills if the trauma decides to return for good.Hopefully that should teach them a lesson.

About the blank cheque,it all depends now.How did you know it was a cheque,if it didn't look like one? I wouldnt rule out an eye examination here.Rush to avail the free Diwali and Id eye check ups @your nearest galli.As for the paper,atleast goto the duplicate mint,get a 1000 Rupee note printed on it and complete the circle by duping someone else,as innocent as you.

Hope that helped!!!




DEVIL SAYS:
Well if you can do the work then you can also undo the work.

And what kind of a fool are you who does all the work before taking the money next time dont repeat this if you do then God also cant help you.

You can also hire a bhai(I mean a crook not your relatives) to get the vasooli am sure this will work.


And abt the blank checkk just save it in case you run out of toilet paper ewwww.

Boredom

Aftab asks "How do I get rid of boredom? "

ANGEL SAYS::::

Well,first of all let me congratulate you on being the first one to come across this blog.That's a sure sign of boredom.

The thing here is that I dont want to help you out.Why should I? If everyone gets busy,who will post questions here?Do you understand the gravity of the situation? I hope you did.But at the same time,I dont want you to be too bored,cos this way it means I might have competition from you as a blogger!!!

So here is the answer.
I could ask you to do the same ol things aunties tell you.Read a book,watch some tv,listen to some music and all.But then there are aunties and I'm a granny with a computer.So now I will tell you to read P.G.Wodehouse online,watch cricket matches online, listen to music from raaga.com and just when you thought there's no difference between this and that,I'll ask you to read some blogs and post comments too.

Yes you see why the real world is so unexciting.There are no blogs in the real world.
You can never guess who is dating who!!(IN this respect,even if the couple doesnt want to divulge you can always check orkut,friend's comments on blogs,their respective blogs and come to the conclusion).
You can never know your worth, until you come across blogs that rank so high and are so technical and sooo boring, that you wonder who even blog rolls these guys.
You can never get free advice like this,from an equally workless person.

Hey I have an idea,get rid of boredom by solving the problems of the world.I'll enable you also to take active part in the solving of problems.

Aint I an angel!!!

Agony Granny

Wonder why it is always Agony Aunt.Well time to bend the names a little bit.

I'm officially the Agony Granny.

I solve your problems.

So post em and wait for my reply..

Take Care.

Hope you have many problems so that I could answer!!!!

Ciao